Ima shakin' my head...

So the other morning my husband showed me his back and to my relief surprise I did not see all of those random hairs sticking every which way. He said, and I quote...

My back hairs and I had a little chat. I told them that you didn't like them so they needed to go away, and wouldn't you know, they listened to me! See gone...

He was so proud. He then told me some other facts about those little hairs but I will spare you the details... I spent about 5 minutes straight laughing at with him. Oh the joys of being married.